I just made out with a guy for $7.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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