So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Randomize
