He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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