I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I think my moral compass just broke
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