with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
