just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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