I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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