Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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