We need to rekindle our bromance
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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