i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He has the fingertips of a God
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