Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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