PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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