The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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