If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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