Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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