We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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