If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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