he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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