Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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