Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
