just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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