i permit you to call me
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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