You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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