what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
