sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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