We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i've created a new STD.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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