Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
that may or may not have been my penis.
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