hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
kristin has been a bad kristin
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
is wine microwaveable?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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