And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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