'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
