This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Who died my cat blue again?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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