I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
