OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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