Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
