its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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