i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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