Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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