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(203): View more from Connecticut

walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now

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(660): View more from Missouri

Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'

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Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.

(229): View more from Georgia

Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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(425): View more from Washington

Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.

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(360): View more from Washington

i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.

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