i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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