Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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