he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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