It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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