no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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