we're blogging at a bar
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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