I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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