What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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