Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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