alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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