Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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