Dual....:-)
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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