its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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