I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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