I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You ate ashes out of my bong
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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