Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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