my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Duck Duck Cougar?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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