So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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