Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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